Sunday, May 16, 2010

Samism Number 41


Phil told us all over the dinner table that he had brought home the ball from his cricket match today.

Sam:  "What's that for - to knock us out?

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Samism Number 40


Driving to school this morning, Jack, the 3yo asked me if Dad could pick him up from Kindy, to which I replied "No, he doesn't have a baby seat in his work car".

I then asked Sam what his dads car was like when he go a ride home a few weeks back.

Sam: "A junkyard"

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Samism Number 39



Sams dad and Jack were wrestling on the floor when, as per usual, there was an incident and Jack was the one crying. Jack turned on his father and said

"I'm going to get you back dad"

Sam casually sauntered past and said to Jack

"Just taser him"

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Samism Number 38


We were leaving school on Friday when we (Me Sam and Jack) were waiting at a red light and an ambulance came through with sirens.

No-one said much.
Then Sam said


"There are only three reasons that ambo would be have it's lights on, Number 1, the kid has broken both his legs, Two, he ate a peanut and puffed up like a blowfish or three, he had too much fizzy drink and collapsed"