Today we had to meet with the pre-admission doctor to get ready for Sam's operation on Tuesday to remove the wires in his broken arm. The doctor asked me a series of questions before turning to Sam and saying:
Doctor: "Now Sam, I have a very important question for you that I have to ask every patient. Do you Smoke?" He chuckles.
Sam: (Totally straight faced) "Not anymore"
Doctor: "Not anymore?"
Sam: "Nope, as far as I'm concerned, now they're the devil in disguise"