Sam, lounging on the couch while his brother ate some chicken in rice in a highchair in front of the TV. His brother dropped a piece of chicken on the ground. 3yo asked Sam to pick up his chicken for him.
Sam: "I'm not your slave Jack"
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Samism Number 36
Watching a story on 60 minutes about the lady who is receiving a 2nd liver transplant, after already being given one and then returnig to heroin, Sam had some questions.
1. Are people's eyes normally green?
2. If you take drugs, do you die?
3. Do I have an organ? In my stomach? Can I play it?
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Samism Number 35
Sam: "Mum, you really are a great mum"
Me: "I wasn't so great yesterday when I breathed in your face"
Sam: "Oh that's right, it smelt like, what's the word for it again? That's right, a sewer"
Samism Number 34
After surgery yesterday, Sam wanted some eclipse mints (his favourite). Usually he breathes in my face to show me how "refreshing" they are. He gave me one and I breathed in his face (as he requested)
Sam: "Eww, that stinks, I can still smell your old breath behind it.
Note to self - brush more.
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