Showing posts with label Breath. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Breath. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Samism Number 35


Sam: "Mum, you really are a great mum"


Me: "I wasn't so great yesterday when I breathed in your face"


Sam: "Oh that's right, it smelt like, what's the word for it again? That's right, a sewer"

Samism Number 34


After surgery yesterday, Sam wanted some eclipse mints (his favourite). Usually he breathes in my face to show me how "refreshing" they are. He gave me one and I breathed in his face (as he requested)




Sam: "Eww, that stinks, I can still smell your old breath behind it.



Note to self - brush more.