Samism Number 33

Today we had to meet with the pre-admission doctor to get ready for Sam's operation on Tuesday to remove the wires in his broken arm. The doctor asked me a series of questions before turning to Sam and saying:

Doctor: "Now Sam, I have a very important question for you that I have to ask every patient. Do you Smoke?" He chuckles.

Sam: (Totally straight faced) "Not anymore"

Doctor: "Not anymore?"

Sam: "Nope, as far as I'm concerned, now they're the devil in disguise"

Samism Number 32

Following on from yesterdays Samism, I told Jack, the 3 year old, I would drop him off somewhere.

Sam: "Drop him off at Mike and Julies" (Our neighbours)

Me: "No, it's nice there, if he doesn't stop it, I'll be dropping him somewhere not fun"

Sam: "Drop him off at Woodridge then"

PS - I have never said a bad word about Woodridge so clearly he has picked this up from the news? Or school?

Samsim Number 31

I picked up the two boys from school. Almost immediately they started arguing. I turned to them and said:

"Keep it up and I'll stop this car and you boys can walk home"

Jack, the three year old asked me to stop the car at the next red light so he could get out and start walking.

Sam: "You're not a brainiac are you Mum?"

Samism Number 30

I took Sam to Max Brenners (chocolate shop of Awesome) today after being discharged from the hospital. We walked in the door and Sam's first words?

"We've hit the motherload"

Samism Number 29

Sam: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

Me: "I don't know, what are you thinking?"

Sam: "I'm thinking of a way to blow this popstand (hospital)"

Samism Number 28

Sam was getting his arms taped up to have a bath at the hospital.

Sam: (pointing to the nurses stickytape) "Oh wow, you have stickytape from the good old days!"

Nurse: "Really?"

Sam: "Yeah, that one is from 1995"

Samism Number 27

The Doctor is inserting a needle into Sams arm for about the 5th time that day - this time with no numbing cream. After much crying he turns to the doctor and says

"You are go to regret this"

Doctor: "I already do mate"

Sam: "Just promise me you will stop this hideousness"

Samism Number 26

Sam: "Mum, you are the best mother I've ever had"

Me: "As opposed to all the other ones?"

Sam: "What are you talking about?"

Samism Number 25

Sam: "Mum, I think I know why I go berserk on frozen coke"

Me: "Why is that?"

Sam: "Because it contains 138 pieces of sugar"

Samism Number 24

Me: "I'm so glad you're home and not in the hospital anymore"

Sam: "Me three"

Samism Number 23

Sam broke his arm yesterday - fell off the Monkey Bars. Of course there were Samisms - Many, but this one stands out the most.

We were discussing his operation and the fact he would be asleep when they did it.

Sam: "How will they put me to sleep?"

Me: "They will give you some drugs"

Sam: "No! You keep telling me to study hard and stay off drugs and then you change your mind?"

Samism Number 22

Sam: "Mum, so a bazooka is a gun you wear on your shoulder"