Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Samism Number 44
Jack and Sam were in the back seat of the car and Jack was holding onto a Helium Balloon. He wound down his window and threatened to let it go.
Me: I wouldn't if I were you Jack
Jack: Why, what will happen?
Me: It will suck you out with it.
Sam: It will be a fun ride to Hell.
Saturday, July 31, 2010
Samism Number 43
Sam has been making me dinners (imaginary ones).
He presented me with a plate and I asked him what we I was about to eat.
Sam "It's a slice with nutrigrain, peas and nuts. Not the kind of nuts from here (points to his crotch), but the ones in the cupboard.
Phew
Monday, June 14, 2010
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Samism Number 41
Phil told us all over the dinner table that he had brought home the ball from his cricket match today.
Sam: "What's that for - to knock us out?
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Samism Number 40
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Samism Number 39
Saturday, May 1, 2010
Samism Number 38
We were leaving school on Friday when we (Me Sam and Jack) were waiting at a red light and an ambulance came through with sirens.
No-one said much. Then Sam said
"There are only three reasons that ambo would be have it's lights on, Number 1, the kid has broken both his legs, Two, he ate a peanut and puffed up like a blowfish or three, he had too much fizzy drink and collapsed"
No-one said much. Then Sam said
"There are only three reasons that ambo would be have it's lights on, Number 1, the kid has broken both his legs, Two, he ate a peanut and puffed up like a blowfish or three, he had too much fizzy drink and collapsed"
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Samism Number 37
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Samism Number 36
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Samism Number 35
Sam: "Mum, you really are a great mum"
Me: "I wasn't so great yesterday when I breathed in your face"
Sam: "Oh that's right, it smelt like, what's the word for it again? That's right, a sewer"
Samism Number 34
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Samism Number 33
Today we had to meet with the pre-admission doctor to get ready for Sam's operation on Tuesday to remove the wires in his broken arm. The doctor asked me a series of questions before turning to Sam and saying:
Doctor: "Now Sam, I have a very important question for you that I have to ask every patient. Do you Smoke?" He chuckles.
Sam: (Totally straight faced) "Not anymore"
Doctor: "Not anymore?"
Sam: "Nope, as far as I'm concerned, now they're the devil in disguise"
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Samism Number 32
Following on from yesterdays Samism, I told Jack, the 3 year old, I would drop him off somewhere.
Sam: "Drop him off at Mike and Julies" (Our neighbours)
Me: "No, it's nice there, if he doesn't stop it, I'll be dropping him somewhere not fun"
Sam: "Drop him off at Woodridge then"
PS - I have never said a bad word about Woodridge so clearly he has picked this up from the news? Or school?
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Samsim Number 31
I picked up the two boys from school. Almost immediately they started arguing. I turned to them and said:
"Keep it up and I'll stop this car and you boys can walk home"
Jack, the three year old asked me to stop the car at the next red light so he could get out and start walking.
Sam: "You're not a brainiac are you Mum?"
Monday, February 15, 2010
Samism Number 30
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Samism Number 29
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Samism Number 28
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Samism Number 27
Friday, February 5, 2010
Samism Number 26
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Samism Number 25
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Samism Number 23
Sam broke his arm yesterday - fell off the Monkey Bars. Of course there were Samisms - Many, but this one stands out the most.
We were discussing his operation and the fact he would be asleep when they did it.
Sam: "How will they put me to sleep?"
Me: "They will give you some drugs"
Sam: "No! You keep telling me to study hard and stay off drugs and then you change your mind?"
Monday, February 1, 2010
Sunday, January 31, 2010
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