Samism Number 33

Today we had to meet with the pre-admission doctor to get ready for Sam's operation on Tuesday to remove the wires in his broken arm. The doctor asked me a series of questions before turning to Sam and saying:

Doctor: "Now Sam, I have a very important question for you that I have to ask every patient. Do you Smoke?" He chuckles.

Sam: (Totally straight faced) "Not anymore"

Doctor: "Not anymore?"

Sam: "Nope, as far as I'm concerned, now they're the devil in disguise"

Samism Number 27

The Doctor is inserting a needle into Sams arm for about the 5th time that day - this time with no numbing cream. After much crying he turns to the doctor and says

"You are go to regret this"

Doctor: "I already do mate"

Sam: "Just promise me you will stop this hideousness"