Samism Number 27

The Doctor is inserting a needle into Sams arm for about the 5th time that day - this time with no numbing cream. After much crying he turns to the doctor and says

"You are go to regret this"

Doctor: "I already do mate"

Sam: "Just promise me you will stop this hideousness"

Samism Number 10

Sam to His dad: "You're hideous"

Dad: "Thanks"

Sam: "It's not a compliment"